concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash greir

(Source: the90sk-i-d-s)

tennants-hair:

*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home

(Source: shady-god)

(Source: partyandt4n)

Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

(Source: tenghostdads)

telapathetic:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

(Source: telapathetic)

unclefather:

me as a parent: *gives my kids this book*

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sodomies:

astrosigner:

romansva:

" Unreal Estate " by Tim Doyle

cheshyjohnson

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(Source: iguanamouth)

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

One day you’ll kiss someone and know those are the lips you want to kiss for the rest of your life.
midorieyes:

*gurgles from cute overload*

midorieyes:

*gurgles from cute overload*